Posts Tagged ‘theft’
Shithead trading card #10: Angelo Mozilo
These days it seems like every time you check the news there is a story about a new despicable, money-vacuuming, upper-tier douchebag. It can all be a bit overwhelming. With that in mind, I have decided to create some shithead trading cards…
Watch out for the $20 coin
A man went into an ice cream shop in Lykens, Pennsylvania last week and paid for his ice cream with something that he claimed was a coin worth $20…
Shithead trading card #9: Teresa Tambunting
These days it seems like every time you check the news there is a story about a new despicable, money-vacuuming, upper-tier douchebag. It can all be a bit overwhelming. With that in mind, I have decided to create some shithead trading cards…
Ninja Idiot vs. Medieval Idiot
On the same day a crazy dude in Massachusetts tried to rob a convenience store dressed as a ninja, another crazy dude in Florida threw a medieval battle axe at police.
What the hell is going on?
SCAM ALERT: Fake waiters
A fake waiter has descended upon the quiet confines of Hoboken, New Jersey, and he’s ripping people off. Diner beware…
The relish robbery
Some ultra-clever thieves in Boynton Beach, Florida stole an elderly woman’s purse last week after distracting her by asking her how to make relish…
Leave the Girl Scouts ALONE!
We know things are bad in this economy, but who the fuck steals from LITTLE GIRLS?