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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Rejects—then Requests—Bailout
The Dick Fairy has gone and pulled a 180. Well actually more like $170. Million.
“you’re fat, and you eat too many donuts”
Last week a woman in Ft. Worth was running some errands with her newborn baby when two men called out to her…
“No trades unless it’s for a gun”
A recent craigslist furniture search by one of our readers yielded awesome results. Check it out…
Actor/Badass Chuck Norris Pledges to Act as President of Texas
I know I’m playing with fire here, and that without even trying he could kill me with one flick of his wrist, but I cannot remain silent any longer. I’m going to have to speak my piece about Chuck Norris.
Texas Gov. Rick Perry “Wakes Up” D.C., Declares Sovereignty
Hold on to your hats, folks! Texas is fixin’ to secede!!!
Stupid woman calls 911 because of lack of shrimp in fried rice
A woman in Haltom City, Texas called 911 yesterday because she didn’t feel like she got the extra shrimp that she had paid for in her fried rice…
Rick Perry screws the unemployed in Texas
In this economy, of all times, when the unemployed need it the most — possibly the most in history, Governor Rick Perry takes the money that was promised to us by the new administration…