Posts Tagged ‘texas’

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More Beef with Rick Perry

600 briskets, to be exact.

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Walker Texas Stranger & Stranger: Nothing Can Stop Chuck Norris

“There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.” — ChuckNorrisFacts.com

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Idiots run across highway for free graham crackers in Dallas

Truth is stranger than fiction. It’s also a lot more stupid.

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Slave trade? No. Atlantic Triangular Trade? Yes.

In about ten years, Texas’ biggest export will be stupid children.

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Rick Perry is a ridiculous douchebag

This story has two parts, so get ready to be amazed.

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Jumping Ship: Maryland Wants Out…Of The South

Watch out, D.C.! Maryland ain’t so Southern anymore.

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Breadwinner SIGHTS! 15 Non-SXSW Things to Do or Eat in Austin (Part III)

Things breadwinner recommends you check out in ATX are conveniently listed here…

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Breadwinner EATS! 15 Non-SXSW Things to Do or Eat in Austin

breadwinner pulls out all the stops and tells you what to eat, where to shop and what to see in Austin, TX.

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Happy Election Day, Texas!

Not sure what my point is here, but I’m sure I’ll tell you when I figure it out.

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Shithead trading card #13: Pankaj Joshi

I’d like to introduce you all to Pankaj Joshi. He likes to steal winning lottery tickets.