In This Economy?

It’s official.

I’m tired of 3D.

Joel Osteen can suck it. The answer to your economic woes comes from Peter Popoff. We thought his porn name would be the same, but a name-generating website came up with Don Slapalot.

I spent hard-earned money to fly in to San Antonio and attend this celebrity-packed motivational seminar… and all I got was this lousy blog post.

If you’re enjoying a river float trip beware the bandits.

Let the guy build up some retirement so we don’t have to watch a continuing slate of mediocre-to-fuckawful movies.