In This Economy?

600 briskets, to be exact.

“There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.” — ChuckNorrisFacts.com

This story has two parts, so get ready to be amazed.

Watch out, D.C.! Maryland ain’t so Southern anymore.

Not sure what my point is here, but I’m sure I’ll tell you when I figure it out.

WARNING: This post contains a lot of two things — crazy people and bad language. Proceed with caution.

All you need to know about the upcoming Texas Governor’s race is atop your head.

1.5 billion. Yeeeehaaaaaw!!!!

I know I’m playing with fire here, and that without even trying he could kill me with one flick of his wrist, but I cannot remain silent any longer. I’m going to have to speak my piece about Chuck Norris.

Hold on to your hats, folks! Texas is fixin’ to secede!!!