FREE STUFF ALERT: Today Only, Free Purple Slurpees for Black Friday!
Obama wants you to celebrate Purple Friday. Or something.
Obama wants you to celebrate Purple Friday. Or something.
“The biggest advance of the ignorance industry in America has been the rise of the political idiot,”
Our year. In images.
America loses when all Americans start believing the “life” part of “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”
Now you can be just like the latest loudmouth, tantrum-throwing psycho you see on the news! Yay!
Oh for the love of everything holy will someone over there please hire me! Quick!
Hold on to your hats, folks! Texas is fixin’ to secede!!!