In This Economy?

Watch out, D.C.! Maryland ain’t so Southern anymore.

Beware the evil, mindless, zombie McAssholes. They’re everywhere.

A car dealer in Missouri is giving away free AK-47s with the purchase of a new car.

So there’s this story out of Festus, Missouri. A (likely at least slightly insane) couple purchased three acres of land featuring an enormous cave, and over the course of five years built a 17,000 square foot home inside it…