In This Economy?

Move over, corpse of the so-called King of Pop. The real royalty around here is New York’s Rep. Pete King.

I’ve been steering clear of Michael Jackson stories out of respect, but this one is just too weird to pass up…

Now that the celebrity death storm has cleared, let’s not forget about the douchebag who kicked off the news last week. It’s your time to shine again, Marky Mark.