Posts Tagged ‘JPMorgan Chase’

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Obama: The stimulus plan worked. Goldman Sachs: Hell yes it did, bitches!

Oh for the love of everything holy will someone over there please hire me! Quick!

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New York’s top 100 executives made $1.2 billion last year

I’ve got some good news and some bad news…

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Collecting bad debts is so easy cavemen are already doing it

Look out! JPMorgan Chase hired a collection agency that is hip to MySpace. We would be worried if we could remember what a MySpace is.

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JPMorgan Chase gets aired out

This morning it was revealed that JPMorgan Chase, yet another of the long list of banks that received a massive government bailout, will be spending more than $135 million to purchase two luxury private jets and renovate an airplane hangar in Westchester, New York…