Posts Tagged ‘jobs’

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JOB ALERT: Charlie Sheen is looking for a social media intern

This is the opportunity of a lifetime!

At least until Charlie dies in a few months.

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Alvin Greene has a plan to fix the economy

And it involves dolls. Yes, dolls.

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The 10 Stages of Getting Laid Off

Stop trying to slit your wrists with that pink slip and listen up.

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Top 10 Staycation Destinations — The Rebirth!

Staycations are back — and this time — they’re unemployed.

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It’s official! Some people got some jobs (or just gave up)!

Hot off the press: We’re 9.4% unemployed!

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5 new and creative ways to get your resume out there

In the past few days the ITE offices have been awash with reports of unique and interesting resume sightings…

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FOR SALE: These Jobsearch URLS Are STILL AVAILABLE! DO NOT Miss Out! OMG!

Hey YOU! Yes, you! Unemployed? Try the INTERNET! It WORKS! BIG MONEY!!!

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JOB ALERT: A strip club in Rhode Island is hiring

If you’re unemployed in Rhode Island and you’re reading this you may want to make plans to head over to the Foxy Lady strip club tomorrow for their first ever job fair…

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Ben & Jerry set the record straight

Despite an interesting barrage of outlandish rumors about the company, from harmless ownership changes to crazy stories about using breast milk in their recipes (Tisk, tisk, Peta), they’re just two hippies who responsibly craft creative, unique flavors of ice cream deliciousness for all to enjoy. Nothing bad about that…

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The Prince of Darkness needs a second job, ITE

The harsh economic downturn is not sparing a soul! In fact, even the Devil is looking to supplement his income by turning an old hobby into a means of making some cash.