In This Economy?

It’s a big day for us. We finally got our first African millionaire scam email!

This dude stole money from investors and spent it on sandwiches in cans. He’s definitely a shithead, but he may also be a pioneer.

And it involves dolls. Yes, dolls.

It starts with a bedbugs and ends with an infestation. Yeah. Gross.

Truth is stranger than fiction. It’s also a lot more stupid.

To call this a waste of money would be a massive understatement.

I’m talking about the updated version here, not the Pat Morita classic.

In about ten years, Texas’ biggest export will be stupid children.

Would you pay a random 19-year old, unwed mother $30k to give a speech about abstinence? No? What if her name was Bristol Palin?

Never before has a cigarette ad raised so many questions…