In This Economy?

I spent hard-earned money to fly in to San Antonio and attend this celebrity-packed motivational seminar… and all I got was this lousy blog post.

Since 2001, George W. Bush has motivated me to protest him in the streets, vote for a secret Muslim and cry myself to sleep most nights. What’s he got up his sleeve for me this time?

Bush and Bush Sing Bush and Bush While Eating Bush, the home plate key-hider, Wet Cement Advertising, the Ove’ Suit and a Crumblies Cookbook.

Bush sings Bush, TongBay, Vin Diesel Cupcakes, Lawn Justice and, well, yeah.

Instead of closing the book on George W. Bush, some people are drinking out of him, putting ice in him and even smoking him. Let me explain…

President Obama has rejected the standard $100,000 redecorating budget given to all incoming presidents. He is opting instead to spend money from his own pocket to Obama-ify the White House and Oval Office.

Share Had your salary frozen? Taken a pay cut? Or worse, been laid off (I’m sorry, “redacted”)? Well, thanks to Time magazine, we all have someone we can point the finger at. 25 someones to be exact. Anyone from the son of a butcher to “financial wizard” Alan Greenspan, if they had a hand in [...]

Elliott’s Hardware is offering former president George W. Bush, who recently lost his job due to the economic downturn, a new job as the greeter at their Dallas, TX location.