These days it seems like every time you check the news there is a story about a new despicable, money-vacuuming, upper-tier douchebag. It can all be a bit overwhelming. With that in mind, I have decided to create some shithead trading cards…
AIG announced today that it lost $61 billion last quarter. Let that sink in for a second. It’s the biggest quarterly loss in corporate history…
These days it seems like every time you check the news there is a story about a new despicable, money-vacuuming, upper-tier douchebag. It can all be a bit overwhelming. With that in mind, I have decided to create some shithead trading cards…
These days it seems like every time you check the news there is a story about a new despicable, money-vacuuming, upper-tier douchebag. It can all be a bit overwhelming. With that in mind, I have decided to create some shithead trading cards…
On Wednesday a man in Kentucky held up a bank not for the money, but for a ticket back inside the concrete paradise that is federal prison.
Macy’s gave their top executives $1.39 million in performance bonuses today. These bonuses were a final payout of owed bonus money from 2004 but still, this is some terrible shit. At least wait a few weeks to make the payout so that you seem less heartless. Or maybe just waive that final payment althogether and keep a few hundred people on the job.
Actually, hold on, maybe I just don’t know how big business works. That must be it. Because, to me, it just looks like a bunch of dudes are getting paid for the good work they did in 2004 without any regard for the absolutely shitty work they are doing today. I think the whole thing stinks. Like shit in the sun.
Share Ok. So yesterday we were getting ready to go celebrate my son’s 7th birthday with his friends at a place called Amazing Jakes. We had a pretty solid RSVP list, with about 80% confirmed, “yes”. Cool, definitely within reason financially. Like everyone else these days, we budget for this type of thing. But not [...]
