In This Economy?

One year later: the economy still sucks and Denny’s Grand Slams are still free.

These days it seems like every time you check the news there is a story about a new despicable, money-vacuuming, upper-tier douchebag. It can all be a bit overwhelming. With that in mind, I have decided to create some shithead trading cards…

Yesterday, Australian customs apprehended a man after discovering that he was attempting to smuggle two live pigeons – one in each pant leg, wrapped in envelopes. The man was en route from Dubai and had just touched down in Melbourne when customs made this strange discovery. Officials also found two eggs and some seeds on the thief’s person.

Share Sometimes, when your finances are getting tight, it’s best to look inside yourself for answers. Literally. As it turns out, with a little patience, your body can become a self-replenishing field of cash crops just waiting to be plowed and ran through one of those massive combines. Seriously. Before I get started let me [...]

Share So at lunch we ventured to Denny’s to see what was what. And ended up with a whole lot of nothing. People gotta work, right? We can’t afford to spend an hour-and-a-half – literally – waiting to be seated at Denny’s just to get our free grand slam.

Share Last night’s game brought us many things. Disappointments, perhaps, at least for some ad critics I know. But more importantly a victory to celebrate — for Steelers fans, sure, but more importantly for fans of free shit. If by chance you weren’t watching the Super Bowl (and the accompanying advertisements), be sure to climb [...]