Posts Tagged ‘chicago’

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Shithead trading card #11: Carolyn Towns

Mrs. Towns has been allegedly running a scheme out of Burr Oak Cemetery in Illinois for years now. She’s been digging up graves, relocating human remains and reselling the previously occupied grave sites. Yikes.

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Obama rejects White House redecoration bailout package

President Obama has rejected the standard $100,000 redecorating budget given to all incoming presidents. He is opting instead to spend money from his own pocket to Obama-ify the White House and Oval Office.

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All Northern First Bank wants to do is have some fun

What would you do if you received a 1.5 billion dollar bailout check from the government? If you’re Northern First Bank, you head to LA and throw several huge parties…