5 new show ideas for the stupids at NBC
Now that this whole Jay Leno thing is finished exploding, it’s time for NBC to pick up the pieces. I’ve got five provocative new show ideas to help them rebuild.
Posts Tagged ‘bernie madoff’
Shithead Roundup #1: R. Allen Stanford
It’s time to catch up with some of the subjects of ITE’s Shithead Trading Card collection…
Bernie Madoff gets into his first prison fight
Yeah, it’s true. We couldn’t believe it at first either.
Another set of shithead cards just came out
An out-of-work financial services worker named Jason Witt has designed a new set of shithead cards. However, unlike the trading cards being produced by ITE and Topps, these cards are made for gambling, flushing and shuffling…
Topps to release their own shithead trading cards
The Topps 2009 Allen & Ginter series of cards will feature a subset of cards devoted to the “world’s biggest hoaxes, hoodwinks and bamboozles”. Of course, a Bernie Madoff card will be included…
Bernie “Hoggle” Madoff goes to jail
In keeping with the completely accidental theme of shithead updates, here’s the latest news on the prince of Ponzi himself: Bernie Madoff.
Fraud is the new fad
Like slap bracelets, Hypercolor T-shirts and cocaine before it, fraud seems to be the hottest new fad to hit the scene. Especially amongst the high-ranking corporate dickhead set. The latest to adopt this exciting new trend is Bruce Karatz, former CEO of KB Home…
Bonuses done right: The Leonard Abess Jr. story
Leonard was the president of City National Bancshares in Miami. After selling the majority stake of his bank last month, Leonard took $60 million of the profits and gave every one of his 399 employees a sizable bonus…
Shithead trading card #4: Bernie Madoff
These days it seems like every time you check the news there is a story about a new despicable, money-vacuuming, upper-tier douchebag. It can all be a bit overwhelming. With that in mind, I have decided to create some shithead trading cards…