In This Economy?

This little dude has a lot to say.

In this economy, sometimes you’ve got to sell a baby.

The Social Security Administration announced that Jacob and Emma were the most popular baby names in 2008.

Now let’s make some money.

Buying a baby of the black market is kind of like using ebay. There’s a risk of getting scammed, you can’t be sure about the scruples of the seller, and the quality of the item might be exaggerated.

So there’s this story out of Festus, Missouri. A (likely at least slightly insane) couple purchased three acres of land featuring an enormous cave, and over the course of five years built a 17,000 square foot home inside it…