In This Economy?

FREE food for thought in Dallas.

It’s a seat cushion that helps with lumbar support… but all SugarTits wants to do is fart into it. Yeah.

If you can make it through the commercial without vomiting, you win a $1 off!

Another incredible quote from another incredible person on the incredible Internet.

It’s a floating ball that makes you look like a magical wizard. How could someone NOT want this?

But can we really expect anything else at this point?

“HIDE YOUR HUSBANDS CAUSE THEY RAPIN’ EVERYBODY ROUND HERE!”

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! Well, maybe not dinner…more like an appetizer.

All you have to do is wear some orange.

Super Timor!