Freakout: Why you should be mad as hell about your “new” horoscope
Whether you care or not, your astrological sign has changed. Commence freakout.
Whether you care or not, your astrological sign has changed. Commence freakout.
“There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.” — ChuckNorrisFacts.com
“The biggest advance of the ignorance industry in America has been the rise of the political idiot,”
Jimmy McMillan could be the next governor of New York. If only he’d let his facial hair speak.
McDonald’s in Hong Kong is going to start offering wedding packages soon. This is a big deal.
You can’t spell CHRISTMASTIME without ITE!
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