In This Economy?

This dude stole money from investors and spent it on sandwiches in cans. He’s definitely a shithead, but he may also be a pioneer.

Sue Lowden is a reverse Robin Hood. She sucks.

I’d like to introduce you all to Pankaj Joshi. He likes to steal winning lottery tickets.

Let’s check in with the grandpappy of them all.

It’s time to catch up with some of the subjects of ITE’s Shithead Trading Card collection…

It’s time to catch up with some of the subjects of ITE’s Shithead Trading Card collection…

It’s time to catch up with some of the subjects of ITE’s Shithead Trading Card collection…

This guy is a real piece of work.

Mrs. Towns has been allegedly running a scheme out of Burr Oak Cemetery in Illinois for years now. She’s been digging up graves, relocating human remains and reselling the previously occupied grave sites. Yikes.

These days it seems like every time you check the news there is a story about a new despicable, money-vacuuming, upper-tier douchebag. It can all be a bit overwhelming. With that in mind, I have decided to create some shithead trading cards…