In This Economy?

Make mine a Venti-non-fat-6-pump-Cinnamon-Dolce-Extra-Hot-No-Whip-Upside-down-Latte-with-Room. Fucker.

Our good friend CheapKitty cheaps out all over Wendy’s Customer Feedback Center.

We celebrate the birth of America by remembering what makes this country so great: freedom. Not really. The answer is GUNS!

I have a confession to make.

I’m a milk thief. That’s right, today I stole milk from my local 7-11.

SurlyZ finally finishes his Australian trilogy. No kangaroos (plural) were hurt in the making of this blog post. Just the one.

If you like boring renditions of great adventures, you’ll love this chapter of SurlyZ’s Not-Quite-the-Outback Excursion.

Oh, the distances I travel just to write crappy articles for an otherwise good blog site.

I spent hard-earned money to fly in to San Antonio and attend this celebrity-packed motivational seminar… and all I got was this lousy blog post.

My money is gone, but the hatred remains. Get a close look at the seedy underbelly of the money suck known as the Anime Convention.

Since 2001, George W. Bush has motivated me to protest him in the streets, vote for a secret Muslim and cry myself to sleep most nights. What’s he got up his sleeve for me this time?