In This Economy?

Stop trying to slit your wrists with that pink slip and listen up.

Staycations are back — and this time — they’re unemployed.

Watch out, D.C.! Maryland ain’t so Southern anymore.

I know why the caged bird sings. The caged bird sings of freedom. And of competitive pricing.

The economy sucks. We all know this. Some of us are so caught up in this economic shit storm that we’ve had to resort to crime just to make ends meet. Need to pay that expensive iPhone bill, but don’t have the cash?

Anyone have about $250 million they can lend me?

Mission Accomplished.

And now for some “why hadn’t they thought of this before now?” news…

Intense coverage of the disaster in Haiti + life insurance ads = An insensitive mess

Please forgive me, but I need to get serious for a second. Seriously.