Mitt Romney has a bad case of dick mouth
Posted by drocolate on January 13th, 2012
How’s that for a sensational headline? Pretty solid, right.
But what is this dick mouth I’m speaking of? Is it an STD? Some sort of fungus? Or is it simply the non-medical condition that makes people say ridiculously dickish things when microphones are in front of them for a prolonged period of time?
Yeah, it’s that third one. And Mitt Romney is really suffering from it lately.
As we all know by now, last week Mitt proclaimed how much he loves to fire people… which is a pretty dickish comment, especially coming from a guy who made his entire fortune by basically firing people.
Then yesterday the Mittsy Bitsy Spider said this in regards to the nation’s growing focus on income inequality:
“You know, I think it’s about envy.”
You see Mitt thinks the incredible disparity between our nation’s “middle” class and rich folks is simply being highlighted because of envy. Take Mitt for example, the only reason people keep knocking him is because they are jealous of him and his good hair millions. It’s not because he’s a waffler, or a robot, or a waffling robot.
So why is his comment dickish?
Well, it might not be fair to say this but it’s dickish because Mitt is filthy rich. If Rick “Everyman” Santorum came out and said something like this it would be an insight. A stupid insight, but an insight all the same. But because Mitt is rich, his calling the attention on income inequality “envy” just sounds like a shitty, bratty kid.
We’ll have to see what Mitt’s dick mouth says next. Stay tuned.
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