Meat Money: $100,000 and it ain’t bologna.
Posted by breadwinner on September 8th, 2010Okay, some of it is bologna. The great majority of it, however, is crack. $100,000 worth of crack cocaine, for those of us who are street-wise, anyway.
Porky himself.
The police in Holyoke, Mass. discovered the cocaine hidden inside a log ‘o lunch meat last Thursday evening.
Little known fact: dinner meat holds a much greater volume of illegal substance.
It was actually a police dog who discovered the meat-wrapped malicious medicant. Shocker!
Anyway, the meaty delivery came to a Massachusetts man’s house —and BAM!— incarceration sandwich.
Not even a sandwich artist at a Subway Restaurant can make this type of shit up. Okay, he probably can. Now that we’ve covered “booger sugar” in a bologna log, let’s put “mary jane” in a meat pie, “live, spit and die” inside some liverwurst, and “whack” inside a wienerschnitzel.
Well if you ask me, the perp can have his bologna and eat it, too. Personally, I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted-cured meats.
Buried treasure.
Take a good look at that meaty devil. You might revisit your breakfast. Then get back to work.
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