“I want that!” — Pajama Jeans
Posted by guestblogger on July 16th, 2010NOTE: The following article comes from ITE guestblogger SugarTits.
Shit’s bad. And we know it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That’s great and all, but I want new shit. Shiny shit. Sparkly shit.
We may be scraping pennies together to buy a McDonald’s Value Meal, but this is America, god damn it. Where consumerism is next to godliness. Where jackasses (like me and most of the other ITE? writers) make their livings (in the most loose sense of the term) in marketing by creating ads telling us to buy more crap. Yeah, you’re welcome.
You’d think, that by sitting behind a computer every day helping to create these ads, I’d be less susceptible to shitty commercials. Oh, but no. I’m a sucker for a good lip gloss commercial. It’s safe to say that I own enough lip gloss to supply a tranny army. So, yes, commercials work. And they make me want things.
So what do I want this week?
Pajama Jeans
Every morning, when I roll out of bed, the first thought that enters my head (other than “Shitballs, I’m hung over,” “What do I want for breakfast,” or “Do I reeeeeeealy have to go into work?”) is “Man, I really hate that I get to wear jeans to work. They’re SO uncomfortable. I wish I could wear sweatpants all day long.”
The angels at Pajama Jeans seem to have come up with a solution for us sad sacks who hate pants.
But what are Pajama Jeans? Only the most stylish and most comfortable denim/sleepy time pant hybrid, worn by Betty White and <insert some stylish tween that I should know here> alike. Complete with brass rivets and European styling. How can you say no to European Styling?
According to the commercial and website, the Pajama Jeans saints have developed a “a proprietary blend of cotton and spandex.” Wait, what? 60% cotton and 40% spandex is proprietary? 30%/70% is proprietary? I’m no lawyer, but can there be a proprietary combination of two ingredients?
Whoa… I’m thinking about this way too much… these are frigging sweatpants masquerading as jeans.
But I don’t care. I still want them.
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I want some pajama bleans. Or maybe some pajama jorts. Or maybe some pajama blorts.
I am insane.