Carl’s Jr. is currently testing a footlong cheeseburger

Posted by drocolate on July 14th, 2010

REJOICE!

Despite the poor state of the economy and the increasing number of jobless Americans, we are still the most successful country in the glorious category of disgusting fast food excess.

We had the KFC Double Down, but that just wasn’t ridiculous enough for us. Then there was the Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt at Friendly’s, but that just left us wanting more! So now Carl’s Jr. has decided to try their hand at the instant-bubble guts game with a footlong cheeseburger. Yep. A foot of hamburger.

It’s like a footlong hot dog, only instead of a hot dog there are multiple beef patties laid out until they fill out an entire ruler. Or maybe a better analogy would be to think about a footlong sub from Subway but instead of healthy(ish) stuff in it you just dump beef and cheese in. Sound good? No? Well tough shit, cause it’s coming.

Carl’s Jr. is currently testing the burger in a select group of restaurants but if it catches on (and why wouldn’t it? It’s a whole foot of cow!) you may see it a Carl’s Jr. near you very soon.

NOW LET’S ALL GET FAT AND GET DIABETES AND CANKLES AND NOT BE ABLE TO RIDE THE NEW HARRY POTTER RIDE TOGETHER! GO AMERICA! GO GO GO GO!

Check out more pics of this thing at Food Beast.

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One Response to “Carl’s Jr. is currently testing a footlong cheeseburger”

  1. Janet Rundgren
    July 15th, 2010

    Carl’s Jr. is frequently mentioned in the “Eat this not that” books as some of the most unhealhy foods. American will love it.

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