One more reason to NEVER shop at an Abercrombie store

Posted by drocolate on July 1st, 2010

Abercrombie and Fitch, and all of their spinoff brands, are a joke. I think we can all agree on that.

Their pre-destroyed, consistently tiny clothing is shoddy and their kiddie-porn catalogs have become predictable and trite. Oh, and they also can’t manage their financials for shit. They’re a joke.

And now, the joke just got even funnier because Abercrombie recently had to close their New York Hollister (that’s the spinoff shop that’s even darker and louder… somehow) store due to an infestation of bed bugs.

Yes, bed bugs.

Gross.

"We are beautiful. And itchy."

So let’s add “complete lack of basic hygiene” to the list of reasons why the Abercrombie and Fitch stores are hilarious. Seriously though, bed bugs? How does that happen? Did an especially greasy employee bring them in on their person? Are there beds in this store? Were the bed bugs in the clothes themselves? Is “bed bugs” just a PR-friendly way to say “crabs”?

Gross gross gross.

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3 Responses to “One more reason to NEVER shop at an Abercrombie store”

  1. Abercrombie and Itch.
    (Also, should we be concerned that you can predict kiddie porn?)

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  3. obvious a&f purposely sized their brand via target market to influence those of who are pleasent looking and attractive… ya think? dont look down upon a company that is original such as a&f. nothing compares .. its noce to know how limited sizes are … oh that is it… you cant fit into anything at a&f or Hollister you should stick to ur sweatpants it avoids unnecessary indecent exposure please don’t show whatever that flab is on your back..it wiggles as u walk! C ya

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