In This Economy?

Another incredible quote from another incredible person on the incredible Internet.

It’s a floating ball that makes you look like a magical wizard. How could someone NOT want this?

But can we really expect anything else at this point?

“HIDE YOUR HUSBANDS CAUSE THEY RAPIN’ EVERYBODY ROUND HERE!”

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! Well, maybe not dinner…more like an appetizer.

All you have to do is wear some orange.

Super Timor!

Everybody wins with this one.

It’s time for another episode of SugarTits’ series celebrating the wonderful world of seemingly worthless infomercial-grade junk.

This dude stole money from investors and spent it on sandwiches in cans. He’s definitely a shithead, but he may also be a pioneer.