Scott Stapp is destroying America
Posted by drocolate on May 11th, 2010So I really dislike the band Creed. And its members. And its fans. But that’s been well documented on this blog so I don’t need to get into it.
What I do need to get into is what the lead singer of Creed, slimeball supreme Scott Stapp (alliteration!), is doing to the game of baseball… and to America.
Well, just check it out for yourself:
Yeah. Let that wash over you. Let the absolute awfulness of what you just heard really seep into your pores.
Feel gross? Yeah?
So why this little jingle is such a problem? Because people are already on the outs with baseball. It’s got steroids, A-Rod, spitting, dudes sleeping during games, broadcasters sleeping during games, 3-hour average game times (hence all the sleeping) and steroids. And now Scotty Stapp drops this phoned-in turd on it. This little song could very well be the straw that breaks the baseball camel’s back.
And because baseball is still America’s pastime, Scott Stapp’s potential destruction of baseball may lead to the destruction of America as we know it.
Yeah I know it’s a stretch… but damn this song sucks. Marlins soar? Fish don’t soar you fucking idiot! They swim!! Or stab shit with their face swords!!! Not everything has to soar or rise or fly or whatever the fuck other dumbshit pseudo-angelic verb you want to come up with!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
Sigh…
Well at least he didn’t look like a douchebag when he performed it live at the Marlins home opener…
Is that a front tuck? FUCK! I HATE THIS GUY!
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Tags: America, baseball, Creed, Florida, Scott Stapp
I accidentally heard someone in my office talking about him the other day. Apparently he cut his hair because it reminded him of “the bad times”. Like one night, got sad, and just went and chopped all his hair off.
Dear Scott – the bad times ain’t over yet. Better keep cutting your hair.
I was waiting for the play him off keyboard cat at the end. That was horrible.
My hair reminds me of the bad times, too. “Remember that time you wiped out doing yoga and had to get stitches? Remember the Young Republican you dated in tenth grade? Remember when you forgot you’d signed up for a class until the last day of the semester?”
STUPID TALKING HAIR. Hate it.
I refuse to click the play button for that video, btw. I may be masochistic, but even I have limits. Other than that, YAY GREAT ARTICLE W00T.
Who is he saluting? WHY is he saluting?
Never mind. Just looked it up. He served in the Marines.
So he’s a disgrace to music AND the U.S. military.
This actually makes me lose a little respect for the game of baseball…
Don’t say that Colin. If you lose respect, then Scott Stapp wins.
Scott Stapp is basically a parody of himself at this point.
This song makes me feel greasier than Color Me Badd’s video for “I Wanna Sex You Up.”
He’s been watching this:
Wow. Soul patch, goatee AND the front-tuck. He trifecta’d.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! This can’t be serious. This CAN’T be FUCKING serious!
Breathtaking awfulness. Speaking of baseball songs, want to give “The Ballad of Dickey Thon” another try?
and so it was to pass that “Get Metsmerized” became the second worst baseball song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpvufrpAhls
Your an idiot, The Marlins song is referring to The Players soar, listen closer to the lyrics & read the interview Scott gave. Grow up in the mean time!
Wow, Les. You’re actually defending that terrible song?
I respect you for fighting such a losing battle.