In This Economy?

free drip, anyone?

Drink coffee for a change on Tax Day.

Do something green, and get a kickback from Starbucks. Because you’re such a good person, when there’s something in it for you.

This Thursday is Tax Day, and what could be better to kickstart your sprint to the US Post Office to mail your shit in than a big fat cup of sweet, sweet, Starbucks swill? Here’s what you do. Grab your absolute largest re-usable travel mug (read: “green”) and head to Starbucks first thing. Get that thing filled with Pike’s Place for free. Then, head home and do your taxes start to finish in record time because you’re buzzing on the ‘bucks. Then, on your way to the post office, stop at an entirely different Starbucks and get that same humongo thermos filled with a fresh gallon of the brown stuff. The other brown stuff, you freak. Ew.

Anyway, that should fuel your race to the finish in time to mail your papers to the man on time.

And that’s how you make this April 15th memorable.

You’re welcome.

Now, if they had this promotion with their espresso, I’d be down. But I just can’t drink that effing Pike’s Place.

Thanks to @lukerockstar for alerting the troops.

Tags: coffee, economy, environment, free, free stuff alert, green, recession, starbucks, thermos

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