In This Economy?

The economy sucks. We all know this. Some of us are so caught up in this economic shit storm that we’ve had to resort to crime just to make ends meet. Need to pay that expensive iPhone bill, but don’t have the cash? A desperate robbery or two might be all you need to get some padding in that bank account.

Here’s the deal though: Lots of people are unemployed these days. That means lots of people are sitting there asses at home watching Jerry Springer instead of sitting in a cubicle watching Youtube. So, these robberies might be a bit difficult to pull off. Or will they?

Enter PleaseRobMe.com. No longer do you have to risk being greeted by the dumb home owner whose house you are about to rob. This site will provide you with a virtual menu of houses to rob. That’s right. Choices! You pick the neighborhood. So what are you waiting for? Go rob someone! Now! Yay!

P.S. Make sure you check-in when you get there.

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