FREE STUFF ALERT: FREE Jalapeño Week at Whataburger!

Posted by breadwinner on January 11th, 2010

Sure it’s frigid cold outside, but inside every Whataburger, and soon-to-be inside-our-tummies here at ITE, it will be HOT AS HELL because it’s FREE JALAPEÑO! WEEK!

You heard me: I just received a completely non-exclusive tip, via promotional email from Whataburger, that they will add FREE whole or sliced jalapeños to anything you order this week. I would also like to take this opportunity to point out that spicy foodz burn more calories than regular foodz. We learned last week how fast food can help make you skinny. So really when you think about it, Free Jalapeño! Week is more like Free Diet Week. I can’t wait to watch the pounds melt off like hot cheese on a hot Triple Cheese Whataburger!

There’s no coupon, so you don’t even have to spend a few pennies on that. Just tell them you want your FREE jalapeños when you order at your local Whataburger.

Enjoy!

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