Dryer Thievery On The Rise ITE
Posted by breadwinner on January 8th, 2010
photo: saatchi gallery
Guys, we know it’s tough out there. What with the joblessness and the moneylessness and whatnot. And sometimes in this economy you find yourself with wet clothes and no quarters. Or maybe you’re homeless and you ain’t got no stackable. Well, a dude in Florida came home one day and heard his dryer going. This was odd considering he didn’t put anything in the dryer that day. So he walked over to his patio where for some reason his dryer was located and saw a “hooded stranger” standing there I’m assuming gettin’ a little dry time in. The homemaker-wannabe ran off with his clothes after causing $20 worth of damage to the patio’s screen door.
This reminds me of an account I once heard about a post-shower homeless man who often dried his homeless balls under the hands-free air dryer at a local gym. Similar, yet different.
Anyway, be on the lookout and watch your appliances, because according to the Sun Sentinel, “The suspect in soggy clothes remains on the loose.”
