In This Economy?

McDonald’s always brings out the best in people.

Just check out the video below if you don’t believe me.

Ok, so I lied. McDonald’s does not bring out the best in people. It actually brings out the very, grossest, darkest worst. From that dude in Super Size Me to the woman who called 911 because she couldn’t get a  cash refund on her McNuggets (which are a ripoff BTW), McDonald’s seems to turn some people into evil, mindless, zombie McAssholes.

And the woman in that clip is simply the latest example.

She, like the previously mentioned (and blogged about) 911 woman, wanted a cash refund for her delicious McDonald’s hamburger. I’m not sure what was wrong with it but she got some buyer’s remorse and wanted to reverse the purchase. Unfortunately for her, McDonald’s doesn’t offer cash for returned food so she was out of luck. They offered her a replacement sandwich instead, but that simply wasn’t enough. So from there she did what any evil, mindless, zombie McAsshole would do and tossed the shit out of the restaurant.

My favorite part of that clip is definitely the random water bucket she finds. Throwing that almost has a Three Stooges quality to it. And then to cap that off by throwing wet floor signs back where she previously threw the bucket of water. Hilarious AND responsible.

But the story does not end there.

You see, it turns out you can’t just act like an evil, mindless, zombie McAsshole and expect to get away with it. The police are now searching for this woman because her insanity-fueled display caused around $1,700 in damage. I’m thinking she really effed herself when she pushed over those registers… but I doubt she was thinking at that point.

So if you’re in Kansas City and you see a woman that you think might be this particular evil, mindless, zombie McAsshole, call the police immediately. Do not approach her. She’ll probably bite you and throw a random bucket of water on you.

THE END.

Tags: completely insane, McDonalds, missouri, youtube

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