ITE Holiday Gift Guide — Day 2
Posted by drocolate on December 2nd, 2009
Merry Holidays, everyone!
It’s that time again. Time for all of us to go out there and spend our hard-earned money on unnecessary material goods for our friends and family. The holidays are here! Yes!
But, because 2009 has been extremely hard on the wallet, you can’t just throw your money around on a whim. You need to be sure that you’re getting a great gift, and this is where ITE comes in.
Each day, for the next 24 days, we will be giving you guys some gift-giving advice. We’re going to break every day into three categories: The Good, The Bad and The Completely Bizarre. I think it’s pretty self-explanatory from there.
So let’s keep it going with a word about hats.
DAY 2 — Hats
The Good
Beard Caps
That’s right! It’s the ever-popular beard hat. Or as some people call it: The Abe Lincoln if Abe Lincoln had a mustache in addition to his iconic beard hat. To be honest, I’m not sure if these hats are warm, or well made, or truly worth the money but LOOK AT IT! It’s a hat that looks like a beard! How can you not love that!?
So yeah, if only for the initial laugh it will get, this hat is totally worth gifting.
Available at Beardhead.com for $29.99.
The Bad
Any hat from Ed Hardy
Do I really need to elaborate on why this is a shit gift? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
The worst part is that the hat you see up there. Yeah that one. The one with all the sequins and the stupid fucking white tiger with crazy eyes. Yeah, that hat costs $150.
Gasp.
Fuck you, Edward Hardy. Fuck you and your stupid hats.
The Completely Bizarre
Cabela’s Bridger Mountain Man Coyote Fur Hat
Hell yes! Finally! Because Davy Crockett’s coonskin cap wasn’t enough! Because you want to wear the entire animal on your head and not just it’s tail!
Cabela’s has done it. They have released a hat that is a full-sized animal carcass. YES!
The only downside is that the hat is not currently in stock at Cabela’s.com. But bookmark THIS PAGE and check back often. I’m sure they’ll have more as soon some enterprising hunter goes out and kills a bunch more hat-ready animals. Yeah! Killing!
UPDATE: If you look below, 3horn has found a carcass hat from a different carcass hat vendor. Here’s the link. Thanks, 3horn! You just saved the Holidays!
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See you tomorrow! Yeah!
Oh, and here’s the rest of the guide:
ENJOY!
Tags: gift, gift guide, hats, Holiday Gift Gude, holidays
that ed hardy hat is burning my eyes!! love the beard one though
Ed Hardy sure knows how to dilute a brand. They’re selling Ed Hardy Sangria in a bottle over at World Market now. You should do a day for Ed Hardy Merch. It would be epic.
I wouldn’t want you guys to have to live without coyote corpse hats, so here ya’ go!
http://www.furhatworld.com/coyote-fur-mountain-man-hat-full-coyote-pelt-p-331.html
YES!!!!!
And I like that idea, Colin. With 22 days left to go that just may happen.
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