Preview: Get Motivated! (San Antonio seminar)
Posted by SurlyZ on December 1st, 2009
In This Economy, it’s hard to find the motivation to improve my financial standing, help others in need or make love to my wife.
Lucky for me, I stumbled upon a seminar that seems to address that lack of motivation: the Get Motivated! Business Seminar. See? “Motivated” is right there in the name.
I’ll be attending the San Antonio seminar tomorrow (Dec. 2) and bringing back a full report for all ITE readers, fans and enemies to enjoy. It’s my Kwanzaa gift to you this holiday season.
Scheduled speakers include Zig Ziglar, Filthy Frenchman Tony Parker, Jesus Dr. Robert Schuller, Terry Bradshaw, Colin Powell, and the greatest orator of the 21st century, President George W. Bush:
You may ask why I would take off a day of work, spend money for a flight to San Antonio and come back on the same day just to write a blog post that doesn’t pay jack shit. Well, it was the opportunity to hear in person the man who single-handedly ruined this country with his bravado, bullying and buffoonery while refusing to show signs of introspection or reflection regarding all the lost lives he’s responsible for. But Terry Bradshaw is just a small part of this seminar.
History's greatest monster?
I had planned to go to the Fort Worth event last month, but I was busy sucking raw oysters off a Carolina stripper’s back in Myrtle Beach (minus the stripper and the back and any other participant other than myself and the oysters). However, the Dallas Observer satisfactorily covered the event and gave us that awesome picture of Colin Powell where he appears to be saluting Hitler and Michael Jackson at the same time.
But enough chit-chat. I’ve got some prepping to do. I just hope I can bring back some valuable wisdom that will help us all. Especially me.
Tags: Colin Powell, George W. Bush, Get Movitated!, Kwanzaa, Terry Bradshaw, Tony Parker, Zig Ziglar
Awesome! Welcome and if you come say HI to the Billionaires for Bush, I will personally buy you a drink!
Do us good, Zack!
I saw Terry Bradshaw’s ass in that movie Failure to Launch. It was awful.
That’s all I’ve got.
You’re funny! Well, enjoy the seminar! If you’d like a nicer seat, please come see me! We’re delighted to have you attend. Just gotta say you sound a little (just a teeny tad bit) biased, but I’m sure you’ll find plenty to love at the event. Keep an open mind, dear SurlyZ! When we shut down someone cuz their politics or opinions or religion or gender or race are not identical to our own, we miss the gifts they have for us. Why not look for the positive takeaways? Just a thought. I’m just sayin… it’d make a mighty nice Kwanza gift!
I sat through this sewage today until we were escorted out by secret service. You might have noticed our little banner. Hey Tamara-did you turn tricks for your teenage drug trips? Your fuck-me boots say yes yes
Liberals have screwed and are screwing this once great country! Mid-term elections will correct that.
I’m assuming “repub” hates this country now that it’s not great.
Hey, Precious Biscuits, how did you get thrown out? Tamara Lowe said, “When we shut down someone cuz their politics or opinions or religion or gender or race are not identical to our own, we miss the gifts they have for us.”
I took her at her word.
We were trying to give the gift of truth that George W. Bush should be arrested for his crimes to humanity. I guess little miss former (allegedly) crackwhore missed our little gift.
Surlyz, put your work boots back on, if you can find them, and get to work and make this country great again. Don’t wait for the government to help you, help yourself. I love my country, do you?
Hey, repub, are you a motivational speaker? If not, you could be.
Also, I’ve been making this country great for 34 years by being a bad-ass. The rest of you need to catch up.
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Thanks for the giggle. I <3 Democrats