DUH of the Day: A Shitty Economy Means an Increase in Shoplifting
And now for some good news.
Not really. Unless you own a pawnshop or something.
Archive for November, 2009
Shithead Roundup #1: R. Allen Stanford
It’s time to catch up with some of the subjects of ITE’s Shithead Trading Card collection…
Nicolas Cage is completely insane
Nic Cage, a dude who at one time owned TWO private islands in the Bahamas, is trying to sue his former business manager for “mismanagement”. Yikes.
FREE STUFF ALERT: Free Food for Veterans on Veteran’s Day
Vets and active military personnel can get their hands on a free meal this Wednesday that is distinctly American. USA! USA!
FREE STUFF ALERT: Wear Orange For A FREE Whataburger On Tuesday
Come late, wear orange, get a free Whataburger.
Warren Buffett Thinks He’s The Monopoly Guy
Warren Buffett (who’s NOT the same as Jimmy Buffett, as I’ve said before) will now be referred to as Mr. Monopoly AKA the original Rich Uncle Pennybags.
Dallas to Fix Economy — For Entire Planet
You have no idea how much money Big D intends to collect in unpaid traffic tickets. You really don’t.