Khloe Kardashian is in love… with money
Posted by drocolate on November 5th, 2009
I don’t normally like to wade through the bog of gossip, but this just seemed too insane to pass up.
As a lot of you know, basketball star Lamar Odom married reality TV star(?) Khloe Kardashian on September 27th in an absurd wedding that I’m not going to go into any detail about here.
The thing that interested me about their nuptials was the agreement that proceeded them. Despite being married on the 27th of September they didn’t actually sign the marriage license until almost a month later because Klohe had some a lot of terms she insisted be included in the pre-nup.
Here’s a sampling of Khole’s needs in the event of an untimely breakup:
- $500,000 for every year they were married
- $25,000 a month in general support
- Their house
- A new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle
- $5,000 a month for shopping
- $1,000 for beauty care
And my favorite:
- Courtside seats at Laker games for everyone in her family
Congratulations Khole, you just won the lottery.
Now I have to admit, I don’t have much experience with pre-nups (because I’m poor), but this seems a little steep. $25,000 a month? Let me crunch some numbers here real quick… yeah, that’s $300,000 a year. And that’s just for “general support”. That’s not factoring in the $60,000 shopping budget or the ludicrous $12,000 beauty care budget. That’s a lot of lipo.
So in total she’s going to get $372,000 a year just for being divorced. Oh and a house. And a car. And make sure that it’s a new car. Oh and those Laker seats for her and her enormous family. I guess her master plan is to, in the unfortunate(ly inevitable) event of a divorce, go to her ex-husband’s place of business (Staples Center) 41 nights a year and sit right next to him on the bench. Yeah, that won’t be awkward. He’s going to be so sorry he fucked up their relationship once he sees how hot $12,000 in beauty care can make her. Oh yeah! VENGEANCE!
Yeah, I really don’t get it.
All I can say is that Lamar better enjoy getting screwed now because he’s not going to enjoy getting screwed later.
Tags: gossip, Kardashian, Lamar Odom, los angeles, nuptials, wedding
His smirk in the picture above is not an “I am awesome” smirk. It’s the smirk of a man who just made a mistake. A terrible, horrific irreversible mistake. A mistake hundreds of times worse than the t-shirt he’s wearing.
That’s a really big mistake.
I just took a good, hard look at the shirt. Is that some Chronicles of Narnia merch he’s sporting?
Lamar Odom shall henceforth be known as Aslan, or the Lion-Jesus.
On a related note, ITE? really needs to step up its coverage of Tia Tequila. I’m disappointed by this.
WHAT A TROLL!