In This Economy?

Hey all you trust fund babies! It’s time for another big lot of tacky shit rich people like to buy — just in time for the holidays!!

Now that you’ve had your turkey and done your shopping, you deserve a nice big glass of cat. Yeah.

Starting December 1st, Whataburger will mail you coupons for free items. Just sign up and the free stuff’s as good as yours.

The Holidays suck, we know this. If for nothing else, the fact that you have to buy shit-loads of gifts for family, friends and “loved” ones. Black Friday is here to help, and so is In-This-Economy.com.

It’s time to catch up with some of the subjects of ITE’s Shithead Trading Card collection…

We all knew the food shortages would come eventually, but why did they have to hit our breakfast plates?

A dude in Colorado hated his job so much that he stabbed himself in the leg just to get out of going to work. Wow.

Just in time for Thanksgiving! Prepare yourself for Shit Tags, Tollway grocery stores, Ed Hardy Menorahs, Websites and Wii-nimals.

In related news, the postal service is screwed.

80% off is almost as good as 90% off. Not quite, but almost. About 10% worse, to be exact.