Bernie Madoff gets into his first prison fight
Yeah, it’s true. We couldn’t believe it at first either.
Archive for October, 2009
An Open Letter to the A$$holes Who Broke into My Place and Stole My $hit.
The triumphant return of breadwinner after a whirlwind of shitty setbacks yields some seriously surly results.
FREE STUFF ALERT: Buy 2 video games at Toys R Us and get 1 FREE
Because three video games is always better than two…
An example of bad customer service: Rooms for Less Furniture
It’s time for some good old consumer bitching. YEAH!
We Did It!!! Global Hunger Hits 1 Billion!
We owe this achievement to wasting food and ignoring Sally Struthers.
ITE Eats at The State Fair of Texas
ITE’s newest correspondent, The Gator, went to the Fair last week and sampled 19 (yes 19) different kinds of Fair cuisine…
WASTE OF MONEY: Halloween Costumes That Accentuate Your Penis
The cockstumes have got to go. Seriously.
WORTH THE MONEY: Blow Energy Drink Mix
Extreme faux-cocaine energy drink powder explosion! YEAAHHHH!!
