FREE STUFF ALERT: FREE Black Jack Taco This Saturday Night

Posted by breadwinner on October 28th, 2009

I’d like to start this post off with a little sweet open mic action:

Cheddar is whack.

Gimme pepper jack.

Oh and by-the-way black is back.

So fuck Jack in the crack.

I wrote that little bit of gold when I found out about the sexy new Black Jack taco from Taco Bell. I have to admit it appealed to the sexy breadwinner inside me. Then I heard they were giving them away for FREE this Saturday and the cheap-as-hell breadwinner inside me did a little dance. All multiple personality disorders aside, here’s the deal, straight from the Taco Bell website:

tbofferNow perhaps you’re as confused as I am about the seemingly fragmented marketing strategy behind this new taco. The first TV ad I saw for it was very, very sexy, for some reason. Now we’re seeing this random Halloween tie-in to the product. But as we all know, Halloween is an excuse for insecure females to dress slutty, otherwise known as sexy. So sexy = halloween = sexy = sexy tacos. Get it? Yeah, me neither.

Anyway, give that taco a try and please do let us know if it’s sexy.

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2 Responses to “FREE STUFF ALERT: FREE Black Jack Taco This Saturday Night”

  1. The day I eat at Taco Bell is the day I give up on life. So… today.

  2. [...] now I’m sure you all know about the free black taco at Taco Bell, and now Chitpotle is giving something away as [...]

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