In This Economy?

It’s time for another episode of Waste of Money.

Today I’m going to rant pointlessly about:

LivePrayer.com Birther Contributions

Let’s talk about Birthers!

Birthers are people who think President Obama is a secret Kenyan. They think that he, despite solid evidence like a certificate of live birth and the birth announcements that were published in Hawaiian newspapers, was born in Kenya and is now working tirelessly to cover his tracks about the whole thing.

They are also crazy.

Let’s talk about LivePrayer.com!

LivePrayer.com is a Christian website/Obama hate-mongering hub created by a born-again Christian named Bill Keller. Why is Mr. Keller born again? Because he was at one time convicted of insider trading on Wall street. Oops! So his credibility is a little tarnished but so what! He’s got this new thing now with LivePrayer.com and he wants to make a difference.

And what better way to make a difference than by unseating our President by exposing him as a secret Kenyan! Yes! BIRTHERS, FTMFW!!!!

So, to get this thing whole thing going, Mr. Keller has created an infomercial laying out why he believes Barack Obama is not a legit American citizen. In addition to spouting off the typical Birther evidence (No real birth certificate! One of his grandparents said he was born in Kenya!), he also brings in a special guest to add more credibility to the proceedings. This guest is the aptly named Gary Kreep (sidenote: I think the Gary Kreep is actually the name of one of the dance moves Michael Jackson [R.I.P.] does in his famous Thriller video) and he has tons of insight on the situation. Oh, and Keller and Kreep want all of us to help them spread the good Birther word by sending in $30. But don’t worry, you get a bumper sticker for your money! YEAH! BIRTHERS UNITE!

Check out the highlights:

I’m so glad Mr. Kreep got dressed up for the occasion. I guess he’s too busy compiling totally unbiased evidence about Obama’s Kenyan birthday to take more than 15 seconds to dress himself. I do appreciate the ’stache though.

So now that you’ve seen the highlights and heard Papa Kreep’s totally convincing arguments, you’re probably wondering where to send your $30. Well, before you do…

Let’s talk about why this shit is a waste of money!

I’m going to lay this out in sort of a list.

Sending money to born-again Bill Keller and Gary “Thriller” Kreep is a waste of money because:

• These dudes are shady as hell. Bill Keller has the whole insider trading thing and Gary Kreep actually manages to praise Rush Limbaugh without breaking into uncontrollable laughter. They just give off a bad vibe.
• The infomercial looks like something a high school student would create for an A/V class. And not even for the A/V class final. Nope. This is just a weekly assignment.
• Does it really cost $30 for a bumper sticker and some faxes? If it does, then these guys need to upgrade their phone service. Maybe get a business plan or something.
• Birthers are stupid. And crazy. Just look at this dude:

Seriously, people. Don’t send these guys any of your money. Don’t do it.

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Previously on Waste of Money:

• Personal Urns from Cremation Solutions
• Axe Body Spray
• Olive Garden
• Creed Concert Tickets
• Harem Pants
• X-Men Origins: Wolverine
• Creed’s New Album
• Rollerblades
• The Beatles Remastered Catalog
• George W. Bush Commemorative Merchandise
• Fast & Furious
• Snugglette
• Truck Nuts

Tags: Barack Obama, birthers, idiots, president, waste of money

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