In This Economy?

It is Saturday, September 5th, and college football has officially taken over the world. At this point nothing can slow it down (not even this dumbass), so instead of fighting it Chick-fil-A is embracing it. Big time.

Here are the details about what Chick-fil-A is doing presented in two scenarios.

Here’s how it should go.

This Monday from 10:30am to close, all you have to do is put on some apparel from your favorite team and walk into your local Chick-fil-A. When they see your team spirit they will give you a FREE chicken sandwich. It’s that easy. Go team.

Here’s how it will probably go.

You’ll wake up in a ditch on Monday morning draped in your team’s colors. The two days previous will be a drunken blur. You feel that your team may have won, but you’re not sure. Then you notice the tattoo you gave to yourself (ouch) that says “my teem one!:”. You stand up slowly. You stumble out of the ditch and look around. There’s a stadium visible in one direction and a few fast food shops in the other. You’re hungry so you, oh wait, you vomit. It’s cool, you’re still hungry so you trek ahead for the fast food. The first one you come to is Chick-fil-A. You’re weak with hunger and alcohol poisoning so you go in. The staff sees that you’re covered in vomit and your team colors and they immediately despise you. However, thanks to their promotion they have to give you the free sammy regardless. They hand you a free chicken sandwich. You weep. Go team.

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No matter what condition you’re in on Monday, you should definitely stop in to your local Chick-fil-A and capitalize on this free offer. Oh, and if you want more information, go HERE.

Tags: chicken, college, Deals & Free Stuff, free, free food, sports

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