Kill ‘Em All: Why Are We Still Talking About Health Care?
Posted by SurlyZ on September 3rd, 2009
Hollywood hunk Barack Clooney Obama
The fall television season is here! America’s biggest star, President Barack H. Christ Obama, returns to prime time Wednesday in a star-studded season premiere that’s sure to have people talking… about health care reform.
Wait a minute. What? I thought this issue was dead. Did we not bring enough guns to pro-reform town hall meetings? Have we not lost enough fingers?
Don’t people know that the free market is the answer to everything? Health insurance companies would bend over backwards to save lives if we’d just get the government off their jocks and quit threatening them with affordable competition.
Bullshit called
But the Barack Hitler Obama’s slaves (yeah, I said it) keep trotting out sob stories like this one about a Dallas transplant recipient who lost his job and soon won’t be able to afford the anti-rejection drugs he needs to live. Plus, he can’t get new health insurance because the transplant is a pre-existing condition. Nice try, liberal media. We don’t even know kind of transplant he had. It could be hair.
And I think if you watch the video below, you’ll see that supporters of government-run health care are hypocrites.
Why doesn’t Rep. Anthony Weiner (D[evil]-NY) use Medicare as his insurance plan? He says it’s because he’s only 44. But if he truly believed in it, he would prove it by aging 21 years.
Filthy huddled masses
It’s over. Give it up, Nazi Socialists. We don’t like things the way they are, but we ain’t gonna let some queer Kenyan racist who we democratically elected tell us how to fix it. The few have spoken. And isn’t that what this country is all about? The few speaking for the many?
By “the few” I of course mean the few with the loudest, angriest voices. Certainly not the few who don’t have health insurance. Nobody wants to hear from those germ colonies because when they get close enough to join the conversation, they cough their TB, cancer and AIDS all over us. The best way to solve the heath care “crisis” is to let the uninsured die off.
The sooner the better.
Tags: AIDS, cancer, guns, health insurance, heath care, Metallica, Nazis, obama, Socialists, TB, Weiner
THREE CHEERS FOR HAIR TRANSPLANTS! IF THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO PAY FOR THOSE I’LL SIGN UP FOR A SINGLE PAYER SYSTEM IN A SNAP! ALL CAPS!
You had me at the Metallica cover.