Dr. Gope Hotchandani offers BOGO on breast implants

Posted by drocolate on September 3rd, 2009

Ah yes, the BOGO.

It’s a beautiful thing. Buy a pair of shoes. Get a pair of shoes for free. Buy a bag of chips. Get a bag of chips for free.

Buy your right breast implant. Get the left for free.

bogo breast implants

That’s right, folks. Thanks to the bold marketing moves of Dr. Gope Hotchandani (awesome name) and the people at Jones Sign (less awesome name), a breast implant BOGO is in play. And all the women of Appleton, Wisconsin can capitalize by installing some new shelving for half the cost.

Wait… Appleton, Wisconsin? Is there really that much competition in the breast implant game in the Appleton area to warrant such drastic moves? I could see something like this going on in LA or Dallas, but in Appleton, Wisconsin? WTF?

Well, whatever. Good for Gope. I’m sure he’s going to move a lot of fake boobs as a result of this stunt. And then, once he’s the king of fake cans, he can destroy all of the other plastic surgery centers in… Appleton, Wisconsin.

Seriously. WTF?

If you want to learn more, go HERE. They even have a video, and Gope is in it, repping like a champ. And ladies, if you want to set up a quick trip to Appleton I would recommend using Orbitz because they have a hovercraft.

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3 Responses to “Dr. Gope Hotchandani offers BOGO on breast implants”

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  2. SurlyZ
    September 4th, 2009

    my wife and my daughter wanted implants, but in this economy i could afford just the first set. so they each got one implant. i hope to get the other two before next summer’s swimsuit season because right now my wife and daughter can only swim in circles.

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