Archive for August, 2009
Texting 911 — What’s short for “I’m having a heart attack; talk to you later”?
Flavor Flav said 911 is a joke, but it’s finally gotten hip. And you can get an ambulance for your BFF before he DIEs.
POTENTIAL BAILOUT: Make a sandwich. Win $25k.
Here’s a contest we at ITE were recently tipped off about. We hope you will remember us little guys when you win 25k.
The Healthcare Reform Town Hall Psycho Cutout
Now you can be just like the latest loudmouth, tantrum-throwing psycho you see on the news! Yay!
What would you pay for Chelsea Clinton’s hand in marriage?
10? 20? Maybe 30 goats?
Well you’d get outbid by Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor every time. Yep.
It’s official! Some people got some jobs (or just gave up)!
Hot off the press: We’re 9.4% unemployed!
