In This Economy?

Excerpt: I see London, I see France, I see economic recovery in your underpants!

We have a chance to speak at the South By Southwest Interactive festival next March, but we need your help to get there!

Two years in prison for accidentally shooting yourself in the leg with an unlicensed firearm? It just doesn’t make sense.

Take your loved one’s ashes, stick them in an urn that is a replica of their head and then display it for all of your friends and family to be creeped out by. Yay!

You know how people win the lottery and fill their lives with disgusting expensive shit? I think they get it all at Neiman Marcus.

In about a month, everyone will be wearing Winkers. Mark my words.

We finish up our review of Quentin Tarantino’s latest non-greatest.

A long-ass Tarantino movie like this requires a long-ass review. So we’ve split it into two parts.

If you don’t have a grasp on satire, turn back now.

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