Comments on: FIU Cheerleaders Slang Skin on Miami Streets for Cash

By: ITE turns 1: The ITE year-in-review | In This Economy?

ITE turns 1: The ITE year-in-review | In This Economy? — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:25:00 +0000

[...] We angered some Minnesota alums (Which still seems random. Those Minnesota people need to chill out. No pun intended.) [...]

By: simiansoul

simiansoul — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:24:51 +0000

Didn’t the Golden Girls live in Miami? Didn’t one of them come from Minnesota? Just thought I’d derailed the conversation further. Go GAMECOCKS!

By: j- j-j - james

j- j-j - james — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:33:05 +0000

DallasGopher is my hero. Did Minnesota also invent the inferiority complex?

By: rondostar

rondostar — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:53:37 +0000

I mean, cheerleading? We’re talking about cheerleading? The stupid broads don’t even watch the games they cheer for.

By: drocolate

drocolate — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:40:12 +0000

That DallasGopher dude needs to calm down.

This is a story about the American dream (attractive young girls putting together a bikini car wash to raise money so they can save their cheerleading squad) that happens to have a mention of Minnesota in it. It’s not a story about why Minnesota sucks or why Miami is awesome.

Focus on the girls and their enterprising spirit!

Oh, and who really cares where cheerleading was invented? How did that come up?

By: Nic.

Nic. — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:31:29 +0000

Hey Gofer, grab me a handful of that scantily clad Minnesota tail so I can Caddyshack all over this place, will ya? Your inability to stay on topic has me all riled up.

By: DallasGopher

DallasGopher — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:01:42 +0000

Yup…Everyone wears parka’s year round in MN Nic. Ever been there? Ive been to Miami many times. Its got good weather, but its share of problem like most big cities. No argument that the ‘skin’ days may be higher in Fla, but you should have said U of Washington…they have terrible weather compared to Minneapolis. GopherNation has it correct as well. MN invented cheerleading. Also they have 6 national Championships in football. I dont care if they happened a long time ago, they still won them, its like dismissing Miami’s superbowl wins just because they didnt happen in recent years…it makes no sense.

By: Nic.

Nic. — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:53:08 +0000

No offense meant to the Golden Gophers (chuckle). But c’mon, it’s not like Minn is ever gonna have as many outside nekkid days as Miami. So if you are a school considering canning the cheer squad, at least do it in more blustery environs where you won’t have to see all that bouncing, car wash-moistened skin year-round.

P.S. What IS a Golden Gopher? Can it solve the current economic downturn?

By: DallasGopher

DallasGopher — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:05:02 +0000

You can suck it. FIU….isn’t that a mall “university” like national American U? MN is big time school with a big time athletic program and a far superior EVERYTHING when it comes to education. FIU is a pimple on the arse of higher education and athletics. Go have a street fight with Miami…joke of a school.

By: Gopher Nation

Gopher Nation — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:53:26 +0000

HEY, what do you mean “If we were talking about the Minnesota Golden Gophers that would be another story altogether.” Uncalled for!

Just for the record, cheerleading was actually invented at the U of Minnesota, so were it not for the Golden Gophers there would not have been any half-naked F(I)U cheerleaders to begin with.

By: Nic.

Nic. — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:16:57 +0000

Where you at, Hef?

By: TheMightyStephenHawking

TheMightyStephenHawking — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:11:17 +0000

That is just about the saddest thing I’ve ever heard, and right before July 4th no less! If there is anything more un-American than a cheerleaderless university I don’t want to know about it. Somebody get Hugh Hefner on the phone, he’ll take care of this preposterous situation post-haste!