Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson is bat-shit crazy
Posted by drocolate on July 1st, 2009
I’m a huge Michael Jackson fan and I took it pretty hard when he was murdered passed away last week at the age of 50. It was because of this emotional connection that I had been overlooking a lot of ITE-worthy stories involving the King of Pop. There’s all the nonsense with his will (or is it wills plural?), the hardcore dissing of Debbie Rowe and the sudden, unsurprising popularity his music and memorabilia is enjoying.
I’ve looked past all of that out of respect for the man who did THIS.
But today something rolled across my desk that I couldn’t ignore, and that something is named Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson.
Say that three times fast.
Who the hell is Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson?
When MJ went down on Friday it was not a question of if crazy people would come out of the woodwork, but when. Even with that said I wasn’t expecting anyone this crazy to come out. At least not yet anyway.
Let me get to the point here. Ms. Bat-shit Jackson has been claiming since last December that she and Michael are a married couple. She’s taken the whole thing to court and had her “case” thrown out multiple times. I guess the fact that they have the same last name just isn’t enough for some judges to get a case going. Weird.
So today, a mere 5 days after the death of her “husband”, she went before a court again to reiterate that she and MJ were married and that:
“all my husband’s properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately” and “my husband’s body must be returned to the coroner’s body [sic] or the mortuary immediately.”
Yikes. But she didnt stop the crazy there. She also claimed that all the kids were hers and that she never authorized for them to live with Michael’s mom, Katherine.
Oh yeah, and then, at the end of her statement she had the following to say in regards to Michael’s passing:
“Though he died to this earth he lives with my father [Satan the Devil] Khalid Lucifer.”
Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson is Satan’s daughter.
Ok, so, let’s get all of this straight. Woman claims to be Michael Jackson’s wife and Satan’s daughter. This would make Michael Jackson the son in law of Satan. Which would explain why he never really wanted to claim Nona as his wife. Hmmm. So maybe she’s telling the truth…
I mean, think about it. If you were married to Satan’s daughter would you really want to admit that to anyone? Hmmmm…
So either this woman is telling the truth and she was forced to keep her marriage to Michael Jackson a secret because he was ashamed to say that he was the devil’s son-in-law, or she’s just a bat-shit crazy liar who needs to pick a new celebrity to exploit.
Yeah, I’m going with the latter on this one.
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MICHAEL THE NARC-ANGEL
Millions of little members of the worldwide F.F.A. (Future Followers of the Antichrist) have finally learned how to find a certain part of their lower anatomy and quickly touch it while dancing – thanks to Michael Jackson, the highest paid Lower Anatomy Toucher of all time! Special thanks also go to the Jesus-bashing, Hell-bound Hollywood moguls who were just as quick to see higher profits in lower anatomies! [Just saw this opinion on the web. Other grabby items on MSN, Google, etc. include "Separation of Raunch and State," "David Letterman's Hate, Etc.," "Tribulation Index becomes Rapture Index," and "Bible Verses Obama Avoids." - something for everyone!]
How can she be in want of anything? Seems like Satan’s daughter would have access to all the best things in the world: money, drugs, sex, and sacks and sacks of evil.
michel jackson was a christian first of all. i dnt understand you people the lord jehovah jirah well pervail. i rebuke satan lucifer what ever his name is in the name of jesus christ. nobody knows where michael jackson is nobody is god on this earth nobody can judge him but jesus christ. just wit until judgement day we will no where he goes and where you all go!
trishap7 you are so right! I agree with everything you say! This woman is crazy!!!