ITE Investigates: Superstore at Irving Mall
Posted by rondostar on June 17th, 2009
The ITE crew recently got word that a store near them was charging a cover to get in. This seemed sort of messed up so, naturally, we had to go out and investigate. Armed with a video camera and a little money to waste we ventured to the Superstore. The whole experience was, well, you can see for yourself:
So there you have it. The Superstore at Irving Mall gets a firm thumbs down from the entire ITE crew. The deals were not super. They were bullshit.
Here’s a few other nuggets of information that didn’t make it into the video:
- Superstore only has a two-month lease
- They have no phone number (yikes)
- They were located inside of a gutted Circuit City (The manager’s office had been converted into a display gallery for that shitty art with the moving water and wolf heads. You know: THIS SHIT. It was crazy.)
Oh, and you guys can look forward to more of these video blogs (or as the cool kids call them: vlogs) in the future. We’re starting to branch out a little more because, in this economy, you have to keep expanding to stay alive.
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The trick to a Superstore is to pay a little extra on top of the $5 cover. They’ll take you to the back room where the real deals are. I’m talking helper monkeys and hand jobs.
Super Store = pink slime from Ghostbusters II.
I hate you all.
I understand that the superstore is crap and it is horrible to pay $5 to get in, but making fun of the people that work there is extremely rude. At least they have jobs and are trying.
“Sorry, there’s a vacuum cleaner going off.” — Quality.
Cleanup on aisle 4! Anonymous’s heart just bled all over the place.